The Adventures of Mr. Coon



I was a happy fat coon (AKA Mr. Coon) and then one day I was just minding my own business and Whammo! a big rolling thing ran me over.




Then this humanoid found me and tried to give me mouth to mouth but it was to late for me.




Then these big ugly birds ate teared my body apart and ate me. I'm cool with it though, I'm dead and everybody's gotta eat. I would know.

 


They were spooky ass birds though.




And they fought over me.




Then, ripped me up some more.




And this is what's left of me after a days work.





Good Night.